I'm sure a lot of you are lazy SOBs. I know I am. It bothers me sometimes I haven't cleaned up as much as I could, or the dishes went an extra day, that kind of shit.
I will never feel shame again. I am a saint. I am the freaking god of cleanliness. I just didn't have the right calibration on my meter for how low you can go, now I understand the rare heights I occupy.
-Remagi